WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF

CLOUDS HAD STRINGS
I suppose if clouds had strings, then they would hang from the sky. That way they wouldn’t be suspended in the air because of natural winds blowing crystallized water  into the sky but because they would all be hung onto the sky like puppets. Also, I think this might present a problem because they would be suspended so precariously that if an aircraft so much as flew near it it would probably rip off the string or the string would be jumbled into the air intake, which presents another problem, what if the air intakes got jammed? It would probably lead to large amounts of casualties, but if the string was thin enough, it might just burn up in the jet engine during ignition.

GRASS WAS WHITE AND HARD
This would cause several problems and advantages. First of all, considering the fact that the grass is hard, I am assuming that it is also very brittle, then it would be very easy to mow, because you could just run over it and stomp it loose a few times, then get your vacuum and vacuum it all up. That way, mowing would be much easier. A bad counterpart of this might be that when you walk on grass outside, it breaks and there are cracking sounds everywhere when they're is a soccer game. A good part though, would be that litter and the occasional goose dropping is easier to spot and avoid.

YOU HAD AN EYE IN THE END OF YOUR FINGER
I think if you had an eye at the end of your finger, everyday life would be very painful, considering the fact that you touch many things every day with your fingers (very hot cups of hot chocolate, cold cups of smoothie, rough paper, and many more things that you don’t want to get close to your eye). Imagine if you did have eyes on the end of your finger, you wouldn’t be able to see through them because they lack the necessary nerve connections, so they would be useless. They would probably hurt when you touched anything, and that would limit your life to the point that you have to wear gloves to touch anything. Overall, they would be a very bad idea, and it would not be practical in any way.

ANIMALS COULD TALK TO US
I think that if animals could talk to us, they could tell us many unknown things, such as undiscovered species or migratory problems or similar things. They would be able to communicate their feelings about our actions and what they feel about us destroying their land, polluting their water, and destroying their offspring etc. etc. and they would also be able to share their concerns for their children. It would be particularly interesting to watch a large colony of ants debate with a human, because there would be millions of ants shouting at one human, and no one would be able to know what the other side is saying.

SUN WOULDN’T SHINE AGAIN
Theoretically, if the sun didn’t shine, it would destroy the entire ecosystem by starving plants of the photosynthesis they need, which in turn would kill them, leading to the death of herbivores, which would lead to the death of carnivores and ourselves. I suppose we might be able to survive for a short time by growing crops artificially and taking protein pills to supplement for our needs, but I think the huge population of humans on earth would eventually starve this last method of survival.

YOU WERE THE INSIDE OF A STRAWBERRY
I think if you were the inside of a strawberry, you’d feel a mix of emotions. From what I can see when I cut a strawberry open is some white flesh in the center surrounded by a chunk of red, which bears the seed on the skin. I think being the white part wouldn’t be so fun, because then you would just sit there not knowing what the outside world is like, and when someone bites into the strawberry, they might just spit you out or not even bite you at all, which would leave you thinking that you were rejected. Also, I suppose bugs might be crawling around in the strawberry, and sometimes they would take bits off of you, but mostly they’d concentrate on gnawing at the red part, so you’d be reasonably spared. That is probably the only good part about being the white part in a strawberry.

YOU WERE GETTING YOUNGER INSTEAD OF OLDER
I think if you were actually getting younger instead of older at the same speed I am getting older now, then I would in theory be dead in 12 more years. For me, it would not be a large advantage, but I do realize some adults actually wish they’d been younger. That way they might be able to experience the joy of being young more. This wouldn’t be good for younger people because that would actually make their life shorter.

WHICH IS FASTER, MUD OR A PICKLE
In different cases, either can and could be the victor. If they were both sent down a reasonably steep hill, then the pickle would obviously win by rolling down, while the mud slowly drips its way lower and lower, but if they were both sitting on tarmac and spreading, then obviously the mud would spread faster, because pickles don’t spread at all. Overall, I think the answer to your question is “a pickle” but it wouldn’t be all too much faster.

WHICH HAS MORE FUN, A ROCK OR A GRAIN OF SAND?
I thin overall, the inanimate object that has more fun out of these two is a rock. This is because as sand is made into castles that eventually deteriorate when the tide comes in, rocks can be skipped over water, thrown to make a huge splash, or smashed in half to see whats inside. Also, overall there is a higher percentage of finding extremely valuable minerals in a rock than in sand (sand 0:1 rock 1:1000000) and rocks I think move around much more than sand. On the other hand, sand that is submerged in the middle of the ocean probably have stingrays regularly bury themselves in the sand, so I suppose that might be entertaining. Also, sand can have an indent when stepped on, and I suppose that having footprints all over you is better than not having footprints at all.

WHICH IS WARMER, A HANDSHAKE OR AN ELECTRIC BLANKET
In a more literal opinion, an electric blanket is warmer and can generate heat for a longer time. It can generate the heat a handshake could make any day without all the sweat and that firm grip that’s kind of painful sometimes. Also, an electric blanket can last hours, even days on end without stopping (with the occasional cool-down every hour for 5 minutes) and a handshake lasts 15 seconds at the most, and only when its in front of press, where you have to hold the handshake for a long time as they snap pictures of you. Overall, I think an electric blanket will forever be warmer than a handshake that only lasts a few seconds.

WHY IS GETTING MARRIED LIKE GOING FISHING
I think getting married is like going fishing because you need to take chances, which is exactly what fishing is. By getting married, you chose to (instead of stay in your heated cabin) go outside all bundled up in your coat and go fishing. Going fishing represents the chance that you will hit something good in your marriage. At first at the beginning of the marriage everyone is happy and you have good luck fishing, and your spirits are high. But after that you start to get cold in your coat, and soon enough, your fingers are numb, and your hands are numb. Eventually when you can’t take it anymore you divorce and you head back into that nice heated cabin and enjoy that cup of cocoa (which represents more freedom). The fish that you have caught represent the good memories you had while you were married, and by eating the fish, it’s like you are rethinking the memory and knowing that you were happy when you were married.

HOW IS ANGER LIKE A MOUNTAIN
I think anger is actually more like a volcano than a mountain. Volcanoes are basically huge pots of lava waiting for the right time to burst (ie. huge amounts of baking soda and tomato sauce mixed with vinegar). In this case, the volcano represents the human being that is holding the anger, and the lava is the huge amounts of emotion that he/she will express when they “explode”. When the volcano bursts, lava is sprayed everywhere causing mass destruction and wreaking havoc in nearby cities etc. but after that, the volcano lays dormant for a long time. This is similar to a person, which after they explode with their inner fury, and finally calm down after shutting him/herself in a room for a while, will start to regret their outburst. Soon, they begin to feel bad about it and start thinking about apologizing but then decides that it isn’t worth losing their “reputation” or their dignity, and so matters go unchanged. Then the volcano lays dormant, and the human will not get angry for a while and feel very bad, but if the person’s temper is bad enough, they’ll probably erupt again sometime soon...

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